Published On : Fri, Feb 27th, 2015

Bodily fluids make a women lose control during Fifty Shades screening

Fifty Shades of Grey Boldily fluids of women at the screening

While watching the erotic flick at Cineworld Cinema in Milton Keynes, a reportedly drunk woman lost control of her bodily fluids, causing such a great stench that fellow viewers were evacuated.

One person told the Milton Keynes Citizen: ‘We all expected to see Christian Grey gag Anastasia as part of the plot.’ ‘We certainly didn’t expect to be gagging ourselves because of the stench. She lost control of 
everything, including all bodily fluids. The whole cinema stank.’

Another source said of the incident: ‘I’m not sure of her age but she was so drunk she couldn’t move. She practically had to be carried out. And the mess she left behind was just disgusting.

‘There was no way they could clean it up there and then – it would be a specialist job – so the film was stopped and everybody had to leave.

‘It was so disappointing. We’d really been looking forward to seeing it after reading the books.

It was reported paramedics were called in to assist the unnamed woman. Cineworld have not yet commented on the pungent episode.