Published On : Tue, Mar 26th, 2013
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Humor @ Holi : Nagpur Today’s special spoof gulaal, Ho gaye saare Halaal

Nagpur Masti News: Celebrations always squeeze the flying colors of happiness. And when we talk about Holi, the festivities are added with little spice of humor along with loads of laughter. So all you Nagpurites, get set with your glasses of thandai or some ‘thanda’ and treat your eyes with our text of satire.


This Holi Nagpur Today accords some of the hilarious, yet pinching a little, titles to some of our top leaders and officials that have been with us in all our good and bad as well.

We have put our one-liners to match the likes of these leaders. Hope all would enjoy including the people whom we have trained our guns of gulaal at. We can’t resist but only say –



Back Door Badshah made of ’Stain’less Steel


Development “Vikas” is my only CHILD who never goes WILD.


Maan Naa Maan…Apne to Bas Hanuman…But Hanuman doesn’t play politics


Avinash Pande No…Never…Nagpur…Not again!!


Settle wasn’t pulp fiction.


East Nagpur too big to handle, Let me ride corporator’s saddle


Datta Meghe

“Who cares for AGE, Just like my IMAGE.”


Anees Ahmed

A slip of tongue…Uda de mera rang.


Krishna Khopde

East Nagpur too big to handle, Let me ride corporator’s saddle.


Sandeep Joshi

No issue comes FREE….ANY ISSUES?


Devendra Fadnavis

Come let’s play election-election, and I bet I will win.


Nitin Raut

Your pan my bread, Your welfare my trade

My shop at Byramji Town that I have made


Vilas Sapkal, VC, RTMNU

It’s exam time not Holi

Students ki band hai Boli


Shyam Wardhane, NMC Commissioner

It’s my city…So what’s the problem if I took away it’s beauty.


Commissioner of Police Pathak

Don’t bother about CRIME, It’s TV’s Prime Time